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Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:37 am
by m0ose
HallisChalmers wrote:
m0ose wrote:Lol, that was great! Also, yes, women do love a man who's crafty with his mouth. :P


How would you know, m0ose? You ever met any women?

I mean real women...not the inflatable kind....like you keep beneath your bed.
:P :P


Susie is none of your business...

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:23 am
by HallisChalmers
m0ose wrote:Susie is none of your business...


Susie? You sir, are a two-timing bastard! :shock:

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:23 pm
by m0ose
HallisChalmers wrote:
m0ose wrote:Susie is none of your business...


Susie? You sir, are a two-timing bastard! :shock:


Damn right You old Bastard! :P

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:57 pm
by Site Admin
m0ose wrote:
HallisChalmers wrote:
m0ose wrote:Susie is none of your business...


Susie? You sir, are a two-timing bastard! :shock:


Damn right You old Bastard! :P


Oh no you didn't

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:23 pm
by m0ose
Lockylew wrote:
m0ose wrote:
HallisChalmers wrote:
m0ose wrote:Susie is none of your business...


Susie? You sir, are a two-timing bastard! :shock:


Damn right You old Bastard! :P


Oh no you didn't


Oh yes I did! *Snaps his fingers like a black woman*

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:32 pm
by Kai
HallisChalmers wrote:
m0ose wrote:Lol, that was great! Also, yes, women do love a man who's crafty with his mouth. :P


How would you know, m0ose? You ever met any women?

I mean real women...not the inflatable kind....like you keep beneath your bed.
:P :P


Gross. You gotta be a special kind of weirdo for that thing to give you a stiffy.

Also, hypothetically, where might someone find one of these and do you think they take paypal.

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:40 pm
by Site Admin
here you go man

http://www.bedroompleasures.co.uk/sex-t ... Qgodsz0gfQ

Tell em lew sent ya and you'll get discount ;)

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:52 pm
by HallisChalmers
Kai wrote:Gross. You gotta be a special kind of weirdo for that thing to give you a stiffy.

Also, hypothetically, where might someone find one of these and do you think they take paypal.


Kai...save on the shipping...you live in Frisco, man! Just walk out your front door and you'll see an adult bookstore or movie arcade selling "novelties" down the street.... (woohoo)

I would recommend the Vivid girls series myself. And no they don't take PayPal...your not buying tires on eBay, you know....although, theoretically, they're practically kissin' cousins.. ;)

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:15 pm
by Kai
I'm kidding, of course. The truth is... I could never afford such fine craftsmanship. What is that polyvinyl? Classy.

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:35 pm
by HallisChalmers
Kai wrote:I'm kidding, of course. The truth is... I could never afford such fine craftsmanship. What is that polyvinyl? Classy.


Yes sir...better than a Glad bag.

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:05 pm
by Kai
(LOL)

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:13 am
by m0ose
HallisChalmers wrote:
Kai wrote:I'm kidding, of course. The truth is... I could never afford such fine craftsmanship. What is that polyvinyl? Classy.


Yes sir...better than a Glad bag.


To each his own I guess. Personally Glad makes me glad. But something about polyvinyl just doesn't feel the same.

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:30 pm
by m0ose
SpaceyStacey wrote:Moose - have you see the "Real Girls" yet????


"Real Girls"?

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:35 pm
by nozza36
Brace boy is a totally unique chap "thank fuck !"

Re: Picking locks with braces!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:10 am
by GutterClown
Yeah, but really picking a Master lock isn't really "picking" as much as "stuck it in and wiggled"

Probably could have picked it with a toothpick.